Landon

The name landon has two meanings, Long hill, and Cum dumpster.

Person 1: hey Long hill/Cum dumpster
Landon: hello person 1 :)

by MeFingerless August 14, 2021

Landon

f-boy with tiny peen, looks like blonde lord farquaad

ayo is that landon

balls

by Bitch Identifier October 28, 2021

Landon

Super cool dude but sometimes acts like a butt and he has black hair and deep brown eyes and he likes to play baseball

Girl 1: Did tour hear about that guy that got 3 people out last night

Girl 2: I’ve heard of him but don’t know his name

Girl1: his name is Landon

by Like 👍 December 14, 2019

Landon Pineda

A person who wants to reference being a retard or "retarded". Also the leader of Roblox MLW.

Your such a Landon Pineda.

Yeah I know

by goober1313 March 27, 2024

Landon

A Landon is a very cuties guy in the world and I easy to hook up with.

That person is hot, must be a Landon

by anonymous November 12, 2021

Landon

Landon is the closest thing to perfect. Athletic body, Great eyes, hair and aura.

Extremely popular and very well liked by most. If someone does not like him - they will hate him. He is a very peculiar person who keeps people wondering what his next move is, extremely business smart, very good at getting what he wants, and extremely persuasive and responds well in times of emergency. People are often jealous of his looks and personality. Landon is a person who goes to all parties but still likes to remain exclusive. Landon(s) will go above and beyond to deal with a threat, taking action immediately. Success is always available for a Landon.

Landon is Perfection

by gypsygirl1999 November 23, 2021

A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass

Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters

by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024