wiki lag

See: google lag The amount of time it takes for someone to contribute intelligently to a technical conversation after initially joining it.
Your wiki lag is terrible.
by 51363 September 19, 2006
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lag spike

A term used to cover up poor performance of a player in a multiplayer game. The term describes the delay in the thought process of the player and his inability to perform as the rest of the group would expect from a player with their claimed experience and gear.
"Sorry for wiping the group, I'm getting major lag spikes."

(Player realises they messed up and are at risk of being kicked from a party): "Sorry for stepping on that bomb, I'm getting major lag spikes."

Team member: "FFS kick the noob paladin, they've done less dps than both tanks for the last five wipes and they've stood in the fire every time!"
Paladin: "Sorry. I've been getting lag spikes all evening."
by Spanky Deluxe January 07, 2015
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Jag lag

the time after jagging off in which the person is lazy and unable to take on difficult tasks
Person A: hey man we are all heading down to the gym, wanna come?

Person B: Maybe next time, im pretty jag lagged right now
by opeopeopeopeope August 10, 2011
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Flag Lag

In American Football, the few seconds after a long play for a touchdown, to make sure that the score wont be called back because of a penalty.
"Did you see that celebration after that 100 yard kickoff return?!"

"He's obviously not compensating for Flag Lag."
by BlackerBerry October 19, 2011
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lag in the vag

having some sort of break in between relationships.
Person 1: "Yo Paul's been having girlfriend after girlfriend... no lag in the vag dawg"
by Sophieshorts February 19, 2011
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Kill-lag

When a game run perfectly, but suddenly lags for a split second, followed by death, in which could have been avoided if not for said lag
I only died because of kill-lag.

Fucking kill-lag.
by Lars Espen January 16, 2012
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Lag Tag

A saying used by gamers to describe how they were killed/cheated death. A play on the word frag tag, only the lag on the server is the reason you died/ avoided a serious can of ass whoopery.
Gamer 1: I hate this game, I just emptied a whole mag into that guy and all he does is look at me and I'm dead. Fucking lag tag!

Gamer 2: Ha Haa, lag tag mother fucker. You can't catch me! boom!!! yo dead lol
by Squaids 187 June 24, 2010
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