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Jake

No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.
Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.
by user213283 October 11, 2020
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Jake

Jake is a guy who will always love you even when you make dumb mistakes, he’s the type that you will give a second chance, he’s the type of guy that would always have family first more than anything but he will still fine time for you. Oh and he’s like also really smart
Jake is like my ride or die
by Lilly’s life February 16, 2019
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JAKE

He’s the best sexiest hunkiest better than you at Fortnite and is also very athletic and doesn’t have braces
Jake is also very good at sports
by JakeyBoy 320 October 15, 2018
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Jake

Hot, nice, sexy beast, absssss, later, fun dood, fun to joke around with about Jewish people, good kisser, tall, athletic, blonde sexy sexy man.
by youcantseememytimeisnow March 10, 2017
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Jake

Jakes are knoggers who hate when other people don't listen to them then snap at then they also stutter and do the Jake push
Jake is such a knogger
by Même guy December 10, 2019
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Jake

I hate Jake.He baited me.
by Fortnite dick January 5, 2019
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Jake

A pansexual adorable like bean that's gay as Hell
Wow, he's a total Jake
by The Pan Penguin October 9, 2019
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