eskimo dildo

Also see alaskan pipeline

v.

The act of deficating with the intent of freezing said specimen and utiliting the same for anal insertion upon reaching a frozen state.

Jimmy drilled me with an Eskimo Dildo last night in his wigwam, it was wonderful!

by Judge Smails April 27, 2006

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dildo beef

The act of a male/female penetrating their anus with preferably a glass dildo for around 3 hours an 50 minutes you may want to for for a little longer to get the full effect. After the time is up there there should be a crusty paste like substance formed around the crown of the anus thus looking like taco meat.

Guy1:yo I slipped som dildo beef in my wife's coffee this morning.
Guy2:NOICE!!

by Raleighk62 November 21, 2013

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A cold dildo

Anything physically or socially uncomfortable.

Christmas this dinner this year was a cold dildo.

by NoMyth April 4, 2016

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House Dildo

One dildo that is shared between several occupants of the same house.

Sally and Jennifer got in an argument because they both wanted to use the House Dildo at the same time

by Bort Simpson April 11, 2011

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dildo scrubber

all of the fucking douchebags on kazaa who share shitty ass bogus music files and waste my fucking time when i download one listen to it and find that it sucks shit. called so because they must be too busy scrubbing the dildos they previously had up their asses to provide us with music files worth downloading.

i tried to download some shit by cold, but it was all dildo scrubber crap.

by assbandit200 July 28, 2003

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