BIG BAD BISEXUAL BRAD

His name is Brad he enjoys long walks on the beach with strawberry margaritas listening to his fave tune California girls by Katy perry he also enjoys making cakes and sweet treats with his easy bake oven, his eyebrows are probably higher than the Eiffel Tower and he’s also very eco friendly so instead of driving a big truck like real men he rides his pink old fashioned bike in which they used to call a banana bike he probably enjoys riding those I’d assume. He also runs like a dinasoar with his unhyper extended arms.

Hey look! It’s big bad bisexual Brad at the spa!! Getting manipeddis

by KachiggaMyNigga👅👌🏿 May 3, 2018

Brad-todd Liam David Smith

This is the homie, the legend, the man himself. This frat bro always acts drunk, and pulls no girls. You can rely on him to always accidentally insult you, or maybe not an accident. Terrible at math yet is the only one who actually pays attention. His friend Chad is the goat, this is who you actually want to hang with. If you ever come across Brad-todd Liam David Smith, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

Yo Brad-todd Liam David Smith, what’s your math grade?

Idk man but Chad’s is higher.

by hiitsurmomhere May 28, 2022

big brad

the biggest cock on a white male youve ever seen

it was a big brad

by yohin January 15, 2018

spunky brad

The shit you take after being arse fucked

Give me a minute, I've got a spunky brad brewing. I've been a real cum dump today

by Rodigan August 22, 2016

Brad

A Brad is someone (usually a college-aged male) who tries to impress women to hard and wears excessive amounts of brands such as Patagonia, or Vineyard Vines. Brad is your generic douchebag or "tough guy". Brad is notoriously known for thinking every single woman in the room likes him. Because of his great looks and great style, of course.

Wow that guy wearing a Patagonia hat and Patagonia shirt with those odd future socks on looks like a real brad.

by bigspoonerr May 8, 2018

BRAD

Beach Read After Dark - basically, a romance novel that is heavy on the steamy scenes and light on the plot. Coined by @beachreadsandbubbly

That book about the billionaire CEO is a total BRAD

by Beachreads&Bubbly August 23, 2022

Brad Says

One of two cursed phrases used by any subordinate as an excuse or shield for taking the easiest possible option for themselves regardless of effect on others.

Brad says we have to say yes to anything they want you guys to do.

by SlappY34 August 22, 2023