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Beach crotch

When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.
I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.
by sweediepie January 16, 2021
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dog at the beach

similar to "out of sight, out of mind", but slightly more insulting. Refers to someone who is your best friend/romance when with you, but seems to forget your existence when not in your company. Came from a trip I took to the beach with my dad and our family dog. I asked if the dog remembered going to the beach when he was a puppy. My dad said, "He probably remembers being here before when he's here, but when we go home, he doesn't remember coming to the beach."
Bill is really sweet and attentive when I see him, but he never calls or emails me. He's a total dog at the beach.
by Nerdy_girl May 27, 2010
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Beach Parlade

When you walk up into the zone of destiny while the balls never stop you.in no time we make “look at all the people Bill they’re on the truth house” let them in to breath
I’ve never returns from the out in beach parlade
by Phzkinrre6 June 14, 2021
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Beach Skunk

“Bro you smell that beach skunk?”

Smells like a beach skunk”
by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022
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Screaming beach

When at a very hot sandy beach, the act of pulling your foreskin back and sticking your penis into the burning sand. Whilst in the sand take foreskin forward again.
John experienced true agony when doing the screaming beach at his stag night
by Amnor June 30, 2017
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North beach

A small beach town located in Calvert county Maryland. It’s where all the high schoolers in calco go to skate, hang out, and vibe. They hold a farmers market every Friday during the summer. There is basically no crime and the whole town has a chill easy going vibe, it’s basically your standard beach town but better.
“North beach Maryland is the jewel of the Chesapeake.
by Big_nig_6969 July 17, 2020
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beach throw

A towel ment for the beach as is usually decorated pretty because your to lazy to carry a chair to the beach
I'm bringing my beach throw to beach to lay in the sun totally not cause I'm lazy and don't feel like carrying a chair.
by Frootloop1212 June 19, 2017
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