Hobo Blumpkin

The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.

I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.

by kdbamaman November 11, 2012

Hobo Max

HBO max but free!! Only to be used by fellow hobos in a large community unless said otherwise

Dude get out of that tent Bob is plying Hobo Max on his TV.

by Hobo Max July 8, 2022

hobo coat

Imbibing alcohol to feel warm, in lieu of a real coat.

Bill forgot to bring a jacket to the festival. No problem... he simply headed for the bar and put on his hobo coat.

by Csm1967 November 21, 2013

hobo-getter

Slang term for any of the large "breaker bars" used in automotive repair shops.

"Dangit, this ratchet isn't long enough to take off this rusted bolt!"
"Here, use the hobo-getter."

by The Autoshop Kid March 3, 2004

Rain Hobo

A hobo that when it severe thunderstorms or hurricanes, will seek shelter in the nearest building or open door they can find.

“Keep that door shut, it’s raining out and you don’t want the rain hobos to get in!”

by indyboy55 November 5, 2017

hobo hairdryer

When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.

(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)

Works best for guys.

Or girls with short hair.

"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."

"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."

"Ah.I see."

by emthecoed May 2, 2010

Hobo Meat

Recently killed vermin that is still viable meat! Road kill that is not rotten. Winter road kill is the best preserved lunch or dinner entrée

Johnny was hiking a lonesome road when he witnessed a car barrel into an unsuspecting deer! "Hobo meat!" he exclaimed as he reached for his satchel.

by stoneythehandsomebuck November 20, 2014