boner bash

a bunch of dudes in the same room

After the women left, it was a boner bash up in here.

by Docter Solburn October 14, 2009

boner stance

The way someone stands to hide their boner in public. The person stands slightly hunched over, enough for people not to wuestion why he is doing it, and to hide the boner. This is usually paired with a pelvic twist and one leg forword to push the front of the pants away from your dick. everybody knows exactly what your doing, but i guess its better than showing it full on.

during gym class......

Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over

by SuydamGoodName September 17, 2009

Accidental Boner

Unintentional wood at an awkward moment.

Boy - So I was sitting in church and this hot chick stood up and I totally got an accidental boner.
Girl - I know right????

by "Meat"ball June 19, 2009

Mind Boner

When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)

Man! I got a mind boner when I saw 'Jenny the HPOA girl'!

by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010

Cotton Boner

When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.

"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"

"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"

"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"

"I fuck sheep..."

by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012

boner gazing

LOOKING AT AN ERECT PENIS INTENSELY, IN COMPLETE AWE AND ADORATION OF ITS BEAUTY.

SPENDING HOURS LOOKING AT ERECT DICKS; AROUSED BY THE SIGHT OF ERECT DICKS TO THE POINT OF BEING DICKNOTIZED.

"Bro, I just spent 8 hours boner gazing and masturbating."

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by Fully Rigid January 16, 2014

boner jockey

one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.

that shantell is such a boner jockey.

jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey

imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.

by Valley's Own April 24, 2011