royal flush

A thing in poker when you have the king, queen, jack, ace, and 10 and they're the same suit (diamonds, spades, clubs, or hearts). It's one of the best hands you can get.

The chances of getting a royal flush when you play poker are extremely low.

by kevins5728 January 23, 2019

Royal Flush

Going to the toilet to urinate after blowing a load to get rid of any excess semen.

Yo Mr. White I did a royal flush earlier and I almost ascended.
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by Dr_poo June 5, 2022

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

Royal Flush

When all the siblings in a family are queer.

Did you know that Sarah and her sister are both queer? That’s a Royal flush!

by PercyWercy April 5, 2023

That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles

Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.

by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023

Nutella flush

When a girl takes a poo and gives a blow job at the same time!

My boyfriend finished while I was wiping during the Nutella flush

by Nutella flush November 21, 2024

Flushing High School

A run of the mill school known for more suspensions from vaping than there 5 million dollar concrete waste called a field house. Though eradicated of furries, they now deal with hordes of blond basic bitches and weed smell in many bathrooms

Flushing High School- known for terrible football teams

Them- You go to flushing?
You- Yeah why?
Them- you guys suck at football

You- We all fucking know

by Sgt. Stickshift February 15, 2024