Shade-Low Key

Shade-Low Key is to insult a person without announcing it; being discreetly disrespectful.

White Geeza: "Psst, that girl is a little bit large."

Black Mofo: "Yo, why you being so shade-low key?!"

by JB Hoopster March 28, 2015

snap the key off in the lock

when you are having a poo and you "snap the key off in the lock" it breakes off so you loose all your ground and suddenly gravity has no affect on your poo resulting in working harder

Gwen: how was your poo dear?
James: yes dear quite Satisfying up untill
i snaped the key off in the lock!

by Brett Nielsen May 16, 2005

7 key

a 7 key is a very noobish gamer dude. they spend all of their time playing noob games like RuneScape and WoW.

girl 1: OMG look at that guy spending all of his time on RuneScape!
girl 2: yeah, what a 7 key!

Ima pwn your 7 key ass.

by likeasong April 27, 2009

Turn Key

A correctional officer

Hey turn key, this toilet is stopped up; may I use another cell.

by Griot September 10, 2010

church key

In the days of my youth, before twist off bottle caps, "church key" only refered to bottle openers made of heavy gauge bent wire.

I stopped at the beer distributers and picked up a case of Duke, they gave me a church key so we're ready to go.

by G. Packard Willoughby December 12, 2006

Low Key

Not wanting people to know who you are, keeping a low profile.

Guy 1 - Hey what up mayne, what you tryna do.
Guy 2 - How you get my screen name son, I just be tryna be low key.

by JSun March 31, 2008

Alabama Key Lime Pie

To urinate inside the ass of your significant other then proceed to fuck her until a major load of jizzz has been blown from the cock. The interesting combination of jizzz and urine will then resemble that of a Key Lime Pie in the butthole of your significant other.

Cletus was extremely hungry and horny so he proceeded to perform an Alabama Key Lime Pie on Laqueesha.

by BigBamaButtFucker September 27, 2009