Mismatch Socks

Summmmm Goood Pawsyyy :)

Gina has on mismatch socks I know her pawsy good .

Teresa had on some booty shorts & mismatch socks I know she has a good shot

by DickNamedDavid83__ December 12, 2019

Entertainment Sock

A sock that is used as a cock sheath in order to catch a gentleman's relish.

There were no tissues left in the box so he reached for his entertainment sock.

by rhymen78 August 29, 2013

Sock Smooch

When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.

We were 69ing and her butthole pushed out and " Sock Smooched" me right on the forehead.

by SoggyBottomz July 14, 2015

Electric Socks

The Socks Of The Future

Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?

Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!

Bob:WOW!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 27, 2008

Poop sock

A sock used as temporary storage for human excrement (usually shit) generally used by people who either don't have access to toilets, or hardcore gamers who also don't have access to a toilet because you can't pause online games, mom.

Oh shit mom sound the poop sock, forgot to throw it out after the roblox gaming shesh!

by TWEFJ November 29, 2019

Burnt Sock

Burnt sock is the result of copious amount of anal sex, causing high levels of friction within the anus. After the inevitable combusion, the interior rapidly prolapses. The result is a burnt sock (similar to pink sock).

Man, I fucked Carey in the ass for over 40 minutes! She fucking burnt socked on me!

by Alvin the fudge packer October 9, 2010

road sock

The sock you use for masturbation on long road trips by yourself.

"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"

by Xaxen October 10, 2007