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The Jayson treatment

The Jayson treatment is very similar to the “ Canon event “. Here, it means that you get into a relationship but your partner comes put as gay. Every. Time.
“ Hey, my girlfriend told me she is a lesbian. “
- “ He got the jayson treatment… “
by P2nk February 17, 2024
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The Walter Treatment

When you throw a person against a wall when attempting to put them in handcuffs and they hurt their knee. They then cry about it for the next 5 hours.
I gave him the Walter Treatment last night when he tried to resist. He was crying in the squad car for the next few hours.
by njm92 September 3, 2021
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The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.
Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."
by not izaak February 17, 2022
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Envelope Treatment

To lick a woman and stuff her full
I gave that woman the envelope treatment last night!
by Willis Fitnermouth May 10, 2025
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treatment goggles

when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people
"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."
by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024
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Nobody Treatment

The action to exclude someone (seldom a group) from receiving rewards, gifts, or any sort of privileges even if it’s properly warranted, or for a trade for reasons that relate to not being under a status (whether it be popularity, sexuality, in a relationship, etc).
I won the more expensive prize fair and square, but the host decided to give me the nobody treatment, and give it to the person who was in third place for being more popular than me.
by Super Saiyazard May 2, 2024
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white-carpet treatment

That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.
I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.
by QuacksO January 25, 2019
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