fam-zoned

Short for family-zoned. Worse than friend-zoned. Saying someone is like a brother or sister so there is no hope of being anything more than friends.

If someone is really hitting on you and you just want to be friends, he/she has to be fam-zoned.

by krazykurls December 20, 2013

girlfriend zoned

When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down

I got girlfriend zoned by my best friend

by people0818 September 24, 2014

Bro-zoned

Bro-zoning is when a girl is referred to as "Bro" by a guy. This can happen whether said girl likes said guy or not, and is more likely to happen if the girl is a gamer. Level of insult is dependent on how many guys have bro-zoned said girl before you do.

Guy: Hey, bro! Wanna play a game at my place?
Girl: ...

Later

Girl: Guy totally just bro-zoned me...
Friend: I know that feel...

by SsSs February 23, 2013

relationship zoned

The opposite of friend zone. The Act of making a person you really like your girlfriend or boyfriend even when they just want to be friends. So you tell everyone you two are dating.

Boy: don't kiss me you know we are just friends.
Girl: I relationship zoned you and that's the end of it. Now let me kiss you and buy me things.

Lunch out now become dinners and movies. And you begin to have forced sexual intercourse.

by theefreedom February 10, 2014

bang zoned

When you attempt to make someone a booty call or a side hoe, someone to have around just for sex. Friend zones cool douchey brother that every girl hates but secretly wants to be with.

"Dude I can't believe I bang zoned this one chick. She's soooo hot!"

by DannyBoy2k14 November 12, 2013

zoned out

Similar to daydreaming, zoning out usually involves obscure subject matter such as how toothpicks are made or what will happen when squirrels take over the world. Common among, but not imited to, those with ADD or ADHD.

Chester was so zoned out that he didn't even notice Jim slapping him in the back of the head.

"I'm sorry, what? I was zoned out.."

by MandyM November 16, 2005

java zoned

When you pour your heart out to a girl that you liked. And she responds back with a full java script program that is syntactically correct, showing that she rejected you.

Person: Dude! I told Jessica I liked her the other day!
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.

by Callacas January 4, 2013