The Zuckerburg is a robot disguised as the CEO of Facebook in order to gain information for the FBI.
Only one Zuckerburg can be released into society at a time. If anymore are released, Earth might explode.
The current Zuckerburg is an Android Beta Model 2.4.0 Mk. II and is slowly gathering your information, like, RIGHT NOW.
If the Zuckerburg is not stopped, humanity will fall into the evil robot-overlord's power.
Only one Zuckerburg can be released into society at a time. If anymore are released, Earth might explode.
The current Zuckerburg is an Android Beta Model 2.4.0 Mk. II and is slowly gathering your information, like, RIGHT NOW.
If the Zuckerburg is not stopped, humanity will fall into the evil robot-overlord's power.
Jim: " Bruh, did you know that the FBI made another Zuckerburg? "
Todd: " Seriously? Sheesh, I need to stop using Facebook. "
Todd: " Seriously? Sheesh, I need to stop using Facebook. "
by yaboi_doop May 29, 2018
Get the Zuckerburg mug.A collective name for Facebook users, especially those that seem to think that they can't communicate with you unless you are "on Facebook". (Combination of Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook founder, and the Borg collective from Star Trek: The Next Generation).
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Person 1: Who's Mark Zuckerberg?
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
by applealex March 17, 2010
Get the Mark Zuckerberg mug.(n.) 1. the act of stealing someone's private information through a social network. 2. stealing someone's personal information through social networking for profit.
Dude.. my friend fell victim to a Zuckerburglary and now he gets phone calls from telemarketers trying to sell him tupperware every hour.
by Scoserface March 17, 2011
Get the Zuckerburglary mug.A societal parasite that can and most definitely will bait unsuspecting contributors or partners into paying his/her way and stealing their intellectual property and personal assets in the process. One must truly loath humanity and prey upon it comprehensively in order to reach true "zuck" status.
After achieving the "greatest welfare scam of all" , a zuck must then steal and monetize the content creations of the very same population that made him insanely wealthy. In a final diabolical act, one must engage in disinformation, psychological manipulation tactics and propaganda against the very populous that he/she drained for his own financial gain. Stopping only after purjering him/herself in front of congress in order to perpetuate his/her sociopath-ic scherade.
Only when the population is both ethically and financially compromised, when young children encounter confusion during crucial development years because of intense efforts to overwhelm their dopamine and serotonin receptors, when young adults associate their social media status and likes with their self worth preventing them from learning about real relationships as they mature, only when the aforementioned damage causes the birth rate to plummet and the population to become enraged to the point of canceling literally everything, will the zuckerberg maneuver be fully complete.
After achieving the "greatest welfare scam of all" , a zuck must then steal and monetize the content creations of the very same population that made him insanely wealthy. In a final diabolical act, one must engage in disinformation, psychological manipulation tactics and propaganda against the very populous that he/she drained for his own financial gain. Stopping only after purjering him/herself in front of congress in order to perpetuate his/her sociopath-ic scherade.
Only when the population is both ethically and financially compromised, when young children encounter confusion during crucial development years because of intense efforts to overwhelm their dopamine and serotonin receptors, when young adults associate their social media status and likes with their self worth preventing them from learning about real relationships as they mature, only when the aforementioned damage causes the birth rate to plummet and the population to become enraged to the point of canceling literally everything, will the zuckerberg maneuver be fully complete.
My dude, seriously though, do you honestly think that eating someones spleen could possibly be more ruthless than a Zuckerberg? Think about it, if you pulled off a zuck, it wouldn't be just one person harmed, our species would be forever tainted. What's more, with all that money, the genes of your enormous family would be corrupting our genome for a thousand years.
by jdiggidy August 4, 2020
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Joe promised Jill he wouldn't tell her I hit on Sarah, but he totally zuckerberged me when he thought it might give him a chance with her.
by Bookfaced May 13, 2010
Get the zuckerberg mug.The process or act of having a legitimate weblink, especially peer-reviewed medical literature (Pubmed), marked as "spam" on social media instantly by the social media platform. Appropriately named to illustrate the cause and effect of bowing to pressure to curb fake news. Most commonly occurs when attempting to disseminate information that counters mainstream/ pharma beliefs.
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