zonk

the act of, when someone is asleep, putting both hands together like you would when pretending to have a gun, and thrusting them up between the anus and penis/vagina

man, that was a sick zonk!

by skinsy June 29, 2007

zonk

to place your hands into the prayer position, then thrusting them up an unsuspecting person's anus.

i'm totally gonna zonk j-bot 62

by J-Bot 62 June 22, 2007

zonk

something you say to annoy the fuck out of everyone you talk to

Hey do you know about thi- "ZONK."
What?- "ZONK."

by zonkiestzonker July 20, 2019

zonked

Realization of past, outlandish actions and deeds to others without remorse that cause grief and despair, leading to depression, lackadaisical wonderment, career limitations, loss of respect and guilt.

Byline in some newspaper:"Phillip Smith, one time magnanimous and egotistic General Manager of Company X, was seen in a zonked stupor, out on his lawn, late at night, with little clothing, openly drooling and rambling gibberish fueled statements that include "I am still the boss" and "my calves are big, why arent I"? His wife was seen pleading with neighbors to call the local authorities.

by shfpdx October 20, 2012

Zonks

Exclaimed by shaggy from the solver squad. An exclamation of despair, or utter disbelief.

"Like zonks" or more known as "Like ZOOOOOOOOOONKS"

by Kyeigen January 21, 2019

Zonked

Hammered beyond insanity. Smashed to the point of death.

B1: That dude just passed out on my couch!
B2: He's so zonked!

by Blue-J May 24, 2006

zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

by Ian March 15, 2003