Zander

Zander is the sexiest creature to ever walk this earth. Zanders often have great hair and the best sense of humor. He knows how to make someone feel better when they are down and is a great listener. Zander often doesn't see how truly wonderful of a person he is so therefore usually dates girls way below his league. If you have ever dated a zander you should know that there's no one out there who is better than him so you should probably give up dating and die alone. Zanders are always great in bed and know how to pleasure the ladies.

Example one:

Person 1: ya know who's hawt???
Person 2: who???
Person 1: Zander!!!!
Person 2: hey thats pretty gooood

Example 2:

Person 1: Dammmnnnn Zander is a sexy motherfucker
Person 2: He's one hawt tamale
Person 1: 10/10 would smash
Person 2: I wonder if he's dtf?

by fuckmedaddy123 October 29, 2016

Zanderbanner

Morphing a co-workers head onto funny pictures from the web and exploiting them.

Did you see the latest Zanderbanner of one one where he is dancing around like a little fairy?

by Bill Frankino December 14, 2008

Zander

Zander is a sexy beast. Has a long shlong, not from Hong Kong. He’s tough in front of da boys, but put a Ginger in front of him, and you’ll say “who tf is dis?”. Everyone should get themselves a Zander.

Yo I’m hungry, I need me some Zander.

by 6SABKILLA9 October 26, 2019

Zineerah

Bro she is rare

that girl over there ,Zineerah so gorgeous

by Lmaolol October 2, 2021

Ramsay Zinger

A joke so hilarious only the person telling it is able to comprehend it and find it amusing. Typically told by Ramsay as he is far too intellectual for the common man.

Unsuspecting Victim Studying Biology- "What is the pupil?"
Ramsay-"A pupil isn't part of the eye, it is what a teacher teaches!" A rim shot goes off in the background.
Everyone Around- "Wow! That was a Ramsay Zinger and a half!"

by Pigscouldfly December 30, 2020

Zander

zanders normally play video games but still like to play sports basketball and football zander’s are so cute and funny and smart if u find yourself a zander keep him

Molly- who’s that

Ellie- that’s zander he’s cute

by funnyperson101 November 5, 2018

zinger

a small Asian male

look at that dog-gobbling little zinger, they all look the same

by zazapachulia12341234 May 15, 2023