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cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".
1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man
by alienman September 6, 2013
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Zime is so beautiful
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zimmed

(1) To have work passed off onto you by a lazy co-worker.

(2) To be the victim of a crop-dusting (walk-by-farting).
(1) Ron was supposed to do that task, but he zimmed it onto me.

(2) After Ron walked by my cube, I could smell that I got zimmed.
by The Jerk Store January 26, 2010
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Zimmy Job

A zimmy job is when you and your sexual partner are going to take a pair of athletic gloves or baseball gloves and insert them into the anus of your partner then one of you play with the other ones testicles for about 45 seconds.
She gave me a zimmy job or Do u wanna ZJ
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Zimmermania

An emotion that white people feel while their communities are being infested with undesirables and minorities.
Ferguson Missouri cops have a bad case of Zimmermania.
by alchoholicanonymous April 6, 2015
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zummet

an amazing sexy person that is summerphobic
oh wow you're such a zummet!!
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ya zimmay

"Imma hit that girl up. YA ZIMMAY?"
by bisonlova September 11, 2011
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