Zacking off is the act of masturbating in the shower using kiddy porn downloaded to an ipod or any other mobile video device. The device is usually placed in a ziplock bag to avoid water damage and being contaminated with bodily fluids.
Lee: Why does Zack always bring his phone with him to the shower?
Danny: Yea, I'm curious too since he takes 45 minutes to take a shower.
Lee: you think he's jacking off in there?
Danny: His name is Zack not Jack dumby.
Lee: I meant do you think he's zacking off in there?
Danny: haha yea i keep hearing weird moans coming from the bathroom and when he comes out he has the look of satisfactied on his face. He needs to wipe that smirk off.
Danny: Yea, I'm curious too since he takes 45 minutes to take a shower.
Lee: you think he's jacking off in there?
Danny: His name is Zack not Jack dumby.
Lee: I meant do you think he's zacking off in there?
Danny: haha yea i keep hearing weird moans coming from the bathroom and when he comes out he has the look of satisfactied on his face. He needs to wipe that smirk off.
by 6fingas December 25, 2009
Get the zacking off mug.Zackass: an internet troll whose opinions are always more equal than others; one who will put you down because he has 'served his country' and believes that you have not; one who will never admit he is wrong, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
just because your opinion differs from mine does not make it better, or more valid; stop being a Zackass
by heywood jablome April 26, 2007
Get the Zackass mug.Related Words
zackia
• zackary
• Zacking Off
• zackattack
• Zacian
• zackariah
• Zackass
• Zacking
• Zakia
• Zakiah
A bad bitch... she got cake and knows hows how to throw it back.. Lmaoooo... Her bestfriends name is nevaeh and only nevaeh!
by NevaehWasHereDuh February 18, 2017
Get the zackeia mug.by Hitman2470 December 31, 2016
Get the Zackari mug.Amazingly hot athletic beast! Kind, friendly and sweet. The perfect go to guy when life just gets to hard. He will hold your hand in the roughest time, and let you cry on his shoulder when it's to tough. Loves and works hard for his body. Always dates the wrong girl tho.
I hate always coming to you with my problems, but your just such a good friend.
zackary russell: its ok any time you need me i'm always here
zackary russell: its ok any time you need me i'm always here
by totaly in love with him February 4, 2010
Get the zackary russell mug.by Bryce McLaughlin March 16, 2017
Get the zackary steven mclaughlin mug.by john cabot December 11, 2006
Get the Zackin mug.