Your Dad

A "Your Mom" type insult typically used referring to someone's father going to get milk and never coming back.

Your dad is my favorite fictional character. He's fictional because he went to get milk 7 years ago and hasn't come back.

Your Dad by KitTheDimwit February 2, 2022

Your dad

He went to buy milk 5 years ago and hasn't come back yet.

Bro, he left like your dad!

Your dad by CozThe February 5, 2022

Your DAD

It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.

guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?

Your DAD by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022

your dad

a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.

dude 1: yo bro my dad found the milk
dude 2: cap your dad hasn't been back for 25 years

your dad by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

your dad

someone who's still getting milk 25 years later

someone: where's your dad I only ever see you and your mom

you: he's out getting milk

your dad by i am having sex with your da April 2, 2022

your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is

Your Dad went to buy milk.

your dad by anonymous April 6, 2022

Your dad

Non-existent

Your dad went to get the milk!!

Your dad by H15 April 7, 2022