yonky jas

The act of making hot monkey sex when you can't find anything else to do.

Yonky jas, be back in a couple hours.

This snow puts me in the mood for a little yonky jas.

by Luke Short January 29, 2005

yonked

a word used to describe the feeling of tripping on a hallucinogen such as LSD, shrooms, Ayahuasca, etc.

No I can't go to the fundraising event, I'm fuckin yonked out of my mind.

by Toe Knee226 February 21, 2014

Yonkers

An exclamation used to express either how stoked you are about something, or used if something really bad has happened, usually physically. Commonly used by white boys who think they are gangstas, the word's origins are mostly unknown. All we know is that it was uttered by one of the wise men when Jesus was born.

It is also a song by Tyler, The Creator, and a city in New York

Example #1:
Man 1: Wow! I just won the lottery!
Man 2: Yonkers, dude! That's pretty sweet.
That fuckwad Jerry: Oh, good for you, hope it can get you out of your shit house
Man 1: Fuck off Jerry, I've been sleeping with your wife.

Example #2:
Man 1: Dude, I think I broke my leg. Can you see if the bone splinter is out?
Man 2: *Looks at leg* Yonkers, man! Your leg is fucked!

by AverageUser January 3, 2022

Yonkers

One of the biggest cities in New York but still the most boring. The kids hang out at Ridge Hill and Cross County, but there is nothing to do there. The teenagers all drink on McLean and in Woodlawn. It gets more ghetto by the day. The only part that isn't ghetto yet is Crestwood and the Yonkers part of Scarsdale, but the city is becoming wack. It is literally a shithole. South Yonkers is the most ghetto shit, and the Yonkers DMV is a whole different entity. The public schools are pretty shitty. YMA has roaches and Saunders had a clown come to the school. The kids try to act hard even though half of them come from middle to upper class families. Even though Yonkers is shitty, the kids from there are proud of where they come from.

Where you from?
I'm from Yonkas, I rep the 914.

These damned Yonkers kids think they are from the streets.

by TheEmployee December 11, 2019

yonked

throwing an object or words

'dude last night i yonked my controller while playing'

or: 'stop yonking bullshit around with that filthy mouth of yours'

by bbyyil February 8, 2021

Pissy Yonky

when you're sippin the drank but you dont wanna piss out the drank high so it be gettin you yonky

the drank got me pissy yonky rn fr

by TwizzyRich69 July 23, 2022

West Yonkers

The western half of Yonkers. The divider is roughly I87 in the north and the Saw Mill in the south. Much different from East Yonkers.

I don't live in West Yonkers.

by Matt November 4, 2004