wonkey

A wanker.

From the following joke:
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
- A wonkey.

You are such a wonkey.

by moosy October 30, 2006

wonkey

a wolf monkey
named rocco

dude that wonkey eats glue!

by jeche January 6, 2008

wonkey

An African American, or somebody with dark skin. Usually these people are shady characters and are NOT friendly! Be sure to stay far, far away from wonkies, they almost always carry a gun or a sharp object. These people also use A LOT of swear words, and enjoy screaming them.Wonkies always come in small packs of 3 to 6, made up of all boys except for one girl.

Emo Girl One: "Ahhh! Make those wonkies stop talking to me!!"
Emo Boy: "Sorry hun...you know thay won't stop..."
Emo Girl Two: " What the fuck?!?!? The wonkey is having sex with that one wonkey girl....ewww!!
Emo Girl One: "Lets leave...now!"
Emo Boy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh a gun... and a knife!

by Madney July 1, 2008

Wookey

a nickname for one penis or dong

That bitch had her hands all over my wookie

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

wonkey

An InvisionFree forum bug where the first post of each page is invisible until the second post is made. Usually only happens in large topics.

Heh, you got hit by the wonkey dude!

by Jarmatus June 14, 2008

wonkey hoop

A perfectly normal animal, originating from Heeley's ass. This disgustingnnnnesss of this animal is increased by the fact that heeley willingly takes part in ass rape, with him as the victim.

Get rid of that wonkey hoop dave, you bloody well brought it here and it stinks of cheese and your damn filthy ass.

by i_hate_heeley_man June 11, 2004

Wookey Hole

A tourist attraction that comprises of caves, activites and picnic areas, a good day out for the family.

Person 1 - I went to Wookey Hole with the family

Person 2 - the place with the caves?

Person 1 - Yes so much fun

by Dr.Sam June 27, 2009