chinese work day

a long time spent doing something usually tedious.

#1. I just spent a Chinese work day taking my SAT's.

#2. I just been shoppin' @ the mall for like a Chinese work day.

#3. Reese Witherspoon's chin is longer than a Chinese work day.

by piggychunks March 31, 2009

Work Drunk

When you have so much work that you say stupid things to people, primarily on facebook.

Bro1: Hey bro, tell me a story.

Bro2: A story. wtf, why?

Bro1: shit, idk dude. I think i'm getting work drunk; I just have soo much to do.

by gotjen July 27, 2011

work dat ass

To shake one's booty. What all men say when they see Jennifer Lopez's behind. Usually said during anal sex.

Yes J Lo, work dat ass.

by Jin Rei April 18, 2008

After work detention

Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .

Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"

Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "

by Not a chance man March 15, 2008

Bike to Work Day

A day for motorists to pose as cyclists for one day so that they can brag to their workmates about how healthy and environmentally conscious they are.

Bill: "I biked to work on Bike to Work Day. It's great to know that I'm keeping fit and saving the planet."

Jeff: "Bike to Work Day was three months ago. Have you biked to work since?"

Bill: "No way! The road is too scary. Once a year is more than enough."

by BeeryUSA August 1, 2012

Take your plane to work day

The special day of taking a plane specifically a Boeing 747 into your preferred workspace on the 11th day of September each year. The most memorable sites was the World Trade Centre, Pentagon, A random Field in Pennsylvania and somewhere else I can't exactly remember.

Hey Jim! Did you know tomorrow is Take your plane to work day?
Jim: Sweet! I'll ask my Dad to let me fly his Boeing 747 into work!

by BigFatShlong69420 April 26, 2021

Work Dick

The type of dick that means business and gets shit done. Also, found to be well groomed.

Girl 1: So John and I finally had sex last night.
Girl 2: And?

Girl 1: smiles It was some good work dick.

by Thetugburn May 11, 2016