wingle

A contraction of wingman and mingle. When you need to mingle at an event, but can't handle doing it alone. You find a wingman or winglady and mingle as a pair.

Thanks for being the first person to talk to me at this event. Although you are boring, you make a good social crutch. Shall we wingle?

by gonesurfing October 31, 2014

Carl Winslow

1. The epitome of what a police officer should aspire to.
2. The greatest television character of all time.
3. The greatest role an actor named Reginald VelJohnson shall EVER have.

Carl Winslow cured me of the AIDS!

Carl Winslow didn't like Urkel too much did he?

If all shows had this Carl Winslow guy in em maybe TV wouldn't suck so much.

by Magic Ninja May 1, 2006

winblows

This is a actual OS/OS layover that you can buy or get. It is a parody of windows and is named Windblows by:Microshaft. I don't think it even exists anymore but still it was funny at one point.

Microshaft Winblows 98

by Alex April 6, 2004

kellen winslow jr.

1. Son of Hall of Fame tight end Kellen Winslow Sr.

2. Claims to be a soldier.

It's war, they're out there to kill you, so I'm out there to kill them. We don't care about anybody but this U. They're going after my legs. I'm going to come right back at them. I'm a fucking soldier

by Dan March 2, 2004

hot winslow

Getting a hot carl from Reginald ValJohnson himself.

Holy Shit! I just saw Reginald ValJohnson on a plane heading to Tuscola from Ohare. I said I was his biggest fan so he shit in my mouth! I loved every minute munching on that oozing winslow deuce that I almost sticky maced myself. I love getting hot winslowed!

by Hot Carlos May 10, 2005

Winkle Drip

an insulting name for someone who is a complete dick OR a dripping penis

dammit jimmy your such a winkle drip

by vomit_safari October 18, 2008

winkledoodle

In short terms, a penis.

"Bro! Have you seen the size of his winkledoodle?!"

by SlarkIsTheName April 30, 2014