windetting

Excessive drinking but pretending you’re sober.

Vince and I went windetting today. What a blast!!

by Hutbutt November 27, 2020

Shit winding

Shit winding is farting in a more accurate name.

After John ate the mexican burrito, he was shit winding for weeks.

by Annafc May 31, 2016

Fart in a Windstorm

When something or someone is extremely elusive. Disappearing quickly and unexplainable.

When the cops pulled up, the crack whore disappeared like a fart in a windstorm.

by Silltacrew July 1, 2019

Russian windstorm

When a male shoots his jizz on the outermost part of the girls anal hole. After this is done the girl simply farts to make the jizz look like a "Russian Windstorm"

Sally gave great anal but she killed the mood when she got her Russian Windstorm on me.

by CanadianNinja March 19, 2011

Winding

Th verb for when there is wind. There's rain, it's raining. There's wind, it's winding.

It's winding so hard today my hat fell off.

by Adam Jakes June 20, 2016

windigo

mythical canadian monster seems to live on rotting flesh (and apparantly twinkies) 8ft tall orange rug is the best description of a windigo judging from recent sightings

an orange motheaten rug was sat under a tree next to a pile of twinkie wrappers it was the fabled windigo

by heffalump August 27, 2005

windian

An enthusiastic caucasian proponent of Native American culture, usually exhibiting various degrees of cultural appropraition, including but not limited to:
- the "taking" of an "Indian Name"
- wearing of various articles of generic Native American garb including moccasins, ribbon shirts etc.
- hanging a Dream Catcher in anything other than the appropriate place (ie: the car rearview mirror, on your keychain)
- sporting a T-shirt or sweatshirt with various dramatic spiritual representations of wolves, eagles or Indian Princesses swirling around a planet or tree
- approaching any random Native American person and holding your hand to their heart, declaring solidarity and apologizing for what your ancestors did to the First Peoples
- believing that you are Native American because your great-great-great grandmother's half sister once made out with a Cherokee

The strange Windian woman wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with wolves approached, and with a far away look in her eye she said, "Are you Native American? My uncle handed down his Indian Name to me, I am White Eagle Feather. So sorry about all the imperialism and such. Do you know where I can find a good sweat lodge?"

by Stufleupagus May 27, 2006