The now-deceased schizophrenic singer-songwriter famous for his short but sweet songs about anything from his crack-addicted mother to having his ass eaten by vultures.
I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.
I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.
by King Ninja March 3, 2004
Get the Wesley Willis mug.A well respected person or family (if last name) that is rather intelligent and kind. A person who is not prejudice, 'ghetto' or untrustworthy. They show examples of leadership, integrity, responsibility, and dedication. They are simply a true Willis.
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When you get screwed over, guaranteed something that never came to fruition, made to look like a fool.
by Shauna Williams January 13, 2009
Get the willmarked mug.A small area of Cheshire that is too posh for the middle and lower class.
Wilmslow is home to some of the most sought after unique shops, such as hoopers, greggs and marks and Spencers.
The people of wilmslow are generally friendly, however, research shows that should you not have possession of a Bentley, jaguar or Mercedes, then you will be spat on and ordered out of town.
Wilmslow is home to some of the most sought after unique shops, such as hoopers, greggs and marks and Spencers.
The people of wilmslow are generally friendly, however, research shows that should you not have possession of a Bentley, jaguar or Mercedes, then you will be spat on and ordered out of town.
by Lilmiss_gobby August 21, 2016
Get the wilmslow mug.A black, obese, schizo who writes some great music thanks to his mental disorder. Plugs a certain product at the end of his songs.
by Anonymous May 21, 2003
Get the wesley willis mug.Bruce willis was born on the moon before the dawn of time. He was the love child between chuck norris and a ninja. Over his life he has accomplished many tasks including going back in time to stop a time paradox from occuring, forming Pantera, and his acting career which he is most famous for. In his acting career he is most noted in the autobiography Die Hard. However they had to change his name from Bruce Willis to John Mclaine because if people knew that Bruce Willis actually pulled that shit off, their eyes would explode and they would piss out their liquified innards for months. Other real-life biographies include, Rambo 4, the Evil Dead series, every george romero movie that DOESN'T suck, and the star wars series as Darth Vader, except instead of being either a whiney kid or an emo teenager, he was actually a viking, and instead of Obi Wan kicking his ass, Bruce takes his lightsaber and gouges out both of his eyes, and force feeds them down his throat. Due to this change, instead of episodes IV, V, and VI being nothing but him chopping off baby heads and eating everyne like it was supposed to, it turned out to be a long, complex trilogy which still kicked ass but still should have been bruce willis eating people. However, George Lucas was in charge and he decided to go with his idea. Bruce Willis got pissed and kicked his ass so hard after episodes 1 2 and 3 came out that he sent him back in time 30 years and was forced to write episodes 4 5 and 6 back then instead.
It is common knowledge that every time Bruce Willis says "Yippee-kai-yay mother fucker," and emo gets sodomized with a jack hammer.
It is common knowledge that every time Bruce Willis says "Yippee-kai-yay mother fucker," and emo gets sodomized with a jack hammer.
There are rumors that Bruce Willis created a sucky jazz album. However these accusations are false. He actually released the first version of Reign In Blood by Slayer, but it was decided that the album was so hardcore that people would die in gruesome ways upon hearing Bruce's kickass guitar playing, and thus hired the slayer we see today as the composers of the album. The sucky jazz album was actually just Kenny G trying to fuck up Bruce's career. Bruce is planning his immense ass-kicking as we speak.
by Nighthawk41 May 29, 2008
Get the Bruce Willis mug.'Willson' is an enhanced version of 'Wilson', because of the second L. Where as a 'Wilson' is a straight up G, a 'Willson' is a straight up GH. Which is a whole letter more than a G.
James: Dude, that guy is such a Wilson!
Dave: No way, he's more than that!
James: You mean like a WilLson?
Dave: Fo-shizzle!
Dave: No way, he's more than that!
James: You mean like a WilLson?
Dave: Fo-shizzle!
by AGuyWithAK May 30, 2009
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