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Wiggler 3000

a magical dildo with the ability to make those over the age of 50 trying to cram junk up in it feel young again. it also makes anything it touches have that "new car smell"
-mrs. chown is rompin off on that wiggler 3000.
-man your minge is gettin a little fishey, stuff a wiggler up in it
by the mur as himself January 13, 2009
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Wiggler

A gentleman who has unfortunately found himself in the grasp of a bull queer. Unknown to the wiggler his frantic wiggling is merely increasing the bull queers excitement, this in turn causes him to pound his engorged manhood into the wiggler with an ever increasing frequency.

Wigglers are usually small and pasty individuals who omit a high pitched squeal when penetrated.
Barry: Hey Larry, fancy coming down to cell block C? I heard they got a new wiggler in yesterday.
Larry: Yeah, why not.
by Clarkey July 5, 2004
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bobbity wiggles

The motion created from fornicating so violently that the breasts on the female, or sometimes the male, end up flapping and jostling about with great force. Usually the party suffering the bobbity wiggles experiences a great amount of breast pain afterwards.
"Man, I tapped that so hard her breasts hurt."
"Was she suffering a mad case of the bobbity wiggles?
by Stykz September 25, 2007
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stiff wiggler

Last night when my girlfriend took off her clothes I got a stiff wiggler.
by gasspaddle50 April 18, 2009
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the wiggles

The wiggles make music,cd,dvds,and books. some good hits from the wiggles are get ready to wiggle,dry bones, and hat on my head. some dvds from the wiggles are Lets eat,Wiggle Time,Taking off,Toot Toot and Yummy Yummy
i watch the wiggles on netfilx.
by Joe Bunga October 18, 2021
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Arnold Wigglesworth

A funny ass name that a middle aged black man called a chubby 20 something white kid at a Midwestern gas station in April 2005.
Lance: "Whats happenen Playa Playa?" "What's up wit Arnold Wigglesworth complainin' 'bout my lottery tickets?"
"Lemme get 319 50 cent straight twice."

JC: "Hahahahah.. Did you just call him Arnold Wigglesworth?" Instant Classic
by ThE LaTe JC April 13, 2005
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Wiggerstick

A white male that is unusually well-endowed, originating from the stereotypical black man being well-endowed. Can be the actual person or the anatomical member.
Jesus! Who knew you had such a wiggerstick.
or
You're being such a wiggerstick right now.
by Yesac Naek January 18, 2009
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