whoomph

the act of pulling a condom over your hand, without breaking it.

whoomph me! aaaahahahahaha slap, bitch

by cory sexkellis April 21, 2007

Whoofter.

An insult. Used against a male, makin out that he's a bit of a retard. Best effective in a group

Me: shut it you f****n* retard.
gayboy: I'll get my mum to you
Me: And we all know why, its because you are nothin but a pathetic WHOOFTER!!

by nomsie April 21, 2003

Whoofian

A person or (persons) who enjoy the british tv series Doctor Who and the fanmade adaptation of his character, Doctor Whooves from my little pony.

People call me a Whoofian because i really like both Doctor Who and Doctor Whooves.

by RocketRacoon316 July 14, 2014

whoom sauce

The paste like substance that comes out when a baby is born

Oh my did the whoom sauce look yummy

by thedwinsty January 19, 2016

woomfercream

The condensed version of the common phrase asked by baristas: "room for cream?". Woomfercream can lead to confusion and frustration when a customer asks for cream after denying any woomfercream in there coffee.

"What the heck is Woomfercream? But yes I would like cream and sugar."

by kbob69 October 18, 2021

Whooft

a sigh of relief

Friend 1:turns out we don't have to take that test today
Friend 2:Oh whooft, I was really worried

by HQSs MCCDfN March 8, 2022

Whoompadoomp

The sound that comes from ur crushes bed when she gives you her adress...

Ayo Alyssa gave me her adress...
Whoompadoomp

by ☆★Marigold★☆ June 20, 2022