Whaddap

Stupid way of saying ‘What’s up?’

Teenager: Whaddap?
Father: Please don’t say that.

Teenager: Why?
Father: No one with an IQ greater 0 has ever said that. It is an IQ growth inhibitor.

by Genius_Oz July 2, 2018

whaddabout

A combination of the words what and about that people who talk too fast use.

My friend said he was going to his grandmother's house so I asked: "But whaddabout the plans we had today?"

by The Bourgeoisie May 5, 2020

Whadda

It's a shortened version of "What do." or "What to.".

"Whadda you want?"

"Dunno Whadda get."

by Corgain July 27, 2016

Whadda ya need help for?

Invented by Jeff Mcrae (see: Jeff Mcrae), "Whadda ya need help for?" is the ultimate act of humor in a computer class/lab. While someone works on a computer, reach over and press the F1 key (or other Help File hot key) to open the program's help menu, while saying "Whadda ya need help for?" in a sarcastic manner.
Also, there is a delayed "Whadda ya need help for?" This is done when the user is away from the computer and F1 is pressed. When the user gets back, often moving the mouse out from a screen saver, the Help File/Menu is open, and the "Jeff Mcrae" says "Whadda ya need help for?"

"Whadda ya need help for?" is often used in conjunction with zings.

Andrew: *Working on the computer, turns head to the left*

Jeff(from the right): *Runs up and presses F1 and runs away laughing* "Whadda ya need help for?!~!?"

Andrew: "Bastard!!"

by Jimmi April 11, 2005

Whaddayastupid?

Sensitive yet firm way of introducing correction to children, teenagers or even adults who don't seem to grasp what you're trying to teach them. Usually used by fathers or male coaches instructing students who aren't responding as intelligently as expected. Meant to get their attention and to focus them on the directions which follow immediately thereafter.

Whaddayastupid? You grab the handlebars and peddle the bike. It's easy!
Whaddayastupid? Ya swing the bat and hit the ball!
Whaddayastupid? That's a wrench, not a screwdriver - gimme the screwdriver!

by CoolDah November 17, 2006

Whidden

The state of being semi-arroused, without necessarily being strictly sexual.

a) When a man's penis is neither flaccid nor hard.
b) When a woman is neither wet nor completely dry.

Tom: Wow Kate, you look very beautiful today!
Kate: Why thank you Tom!
Tom: Heheh, you make me feel all tingly inside...
Kate: Gosh Tom, are you alright? You don't look so good!
Tom: Not to worry Kate, you've just made me whidden!
Kate: Oh dear...

by Vitamin.Water November 8, 2009

whaddafook

short for "what the f*ck"...normally said very quickly.

whaddafook was dat, mang?

by omni911 September 8, 2004