weenis envy

The deeply jealous feeling you experience when someone stretches their arm out in front of you, and pulls down their weenis (the flap of skin that covers the elbow) showing that it's bigger than yours.

I'll never forget that day when my Mum put her arm out, stretched down her elbow skin, looked me in the eye and said, "Son, my weenis is bigger than yours". The weenis envy still hurts today.

by jadeywadey June 27, 2006

Weenis Clous

When you are trying to type"Weenis Cloud" but you are really really drunk and you keep spelling it "Weenis Clous" instead.

"Weenis Clous Problems!"

by FistpumpPushupChapstick October 25, 2011

Weenis Mound

The area of fatty tissue surrounding the genitals of a male. Corresponds to "venus mound" in the female. This area can be exacerbated by extreme obesity.

Good God, is that man's weenis mound protruding from his sweatpants?

by OSCarR July 12, 2010

fish weenis

The penis of a fish

Serena "Hey did you hear about our brother Adam?"
Jessica "You mean that he likes to touch fish weenis?"

by A fish protector March 14, 2011

weenis

Its when your playing tennis but WE are the ones playing tennis.

Lets go play a game of weenis

by tim waltman April 4, 2005

weenis

combo between wee (like very tiny) & penis.
A large clitoris.
Or a man that's a real dick, but short.

"OMG! Thats such a cute weenis."
"I almost thought you had a penis, but it was just your weenis. That doesn't make me gay right?"
"Dude! get your short little weenis ass off me. With your little weenis!. You fucking weenis!"

by thatguy1too March 14, 2010

weenis

One who obsesses over someone or something.

Man that dude is a serious videogame weenis.

by Dude October 11, 2003