Wil Wheaton

The definitive Alpha Nerd, well known for his fondness for All things Star Trek, Star Wars, Dungeons & Dragons, & WoW.

The sun rose red over the bloodied field of battle, and there, amongst the shattered remains of D&D miniatures, Star Trek Prop replicas and discarded WoW timecards, stood motherfucking Wil Wheaton.

by Wheaton-worshipper January 21, 2011

Will Wheaton

Will Wheaton is an annoying actor from the big bang theory and star trek.

This is the hairy gorilla will Wheaton.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020

Emma Wheaton

Total sigma. Best ever

I wish I was emma Wheaton

by Sheus June 6, 2024

Whetton

Verb. To 'melt' or 'pussy' out of something, in the unsuccessful hope of sexual conquest.

Guy 1: Is Jack coming to Hardwell tonight?
Guy 2: Nah mate, he's Whettoned out on us!
Guy 1: What a Whetton.
Passer By: SCHWEFFING CHUUUUUUUD

Guy 1: What was Jack up to last night?
Guy 2: Mate, he was Whettoning till the break o' dawn with that slut.
Passr By: CHUDDDING SCHWEEEFF

by VerySeriousDefinitions May 27, 2013

coco-wheating

My partner does't like to waste food and she doesn't like coco wheats. But over the course of two weeks she ate all the coco wheats for breakfast, just to get rid of them. Using something you don't like - just to avoid wasting it - is coco-wheating.

When it became apparent my boyfriend was not going to eat those disgusting raisin cookies, I started coco-wheating them.

by obstinate_emu March 19, 2022

Wheadon

Likes to have a fuck, enjoy any type of hole, front or back

Hit me harder daddy eeeeeeee daddy ahhhhhh daddy faster

Daddy: yes wheadon

by Plsss March 11, 2019

Joey wheadon

A beautiful guy who acts like they dont have sex with a pedophile principal with a 32 foot penis when they really do. Joe also enjoys sucking greasy toes and sweaty taints.

I saw “Joey wheadon”s underwear in my pedophile principals truck yesterday!

by Chttawtta69 April 15, 2020