pork watching

To watch someone/something while relentlessly eating pork. Popularized by Joe Gatto

I ate 3 pounds of pork while watching you earlier, sorry for pork watching you bro

by xSkulkerR February 6, 2018

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

binge-watching

Marathon viewing of a TV show from its dvd box set.

I Felt like hell all day because, I was up till 4:00 binge-watching season 2 of "Dexter".

by Bri720 January 30, 2010

People Watching

A Hobby in which you go out and watch people. The way they act, dress, && talk. Like bird watching except with people. Very entertaining.

I went people watching this afternoon.

by Tootsie Roll December 1, 2005

Shally Whacking

is the process of a male inserting both his erect penis and both testicles into the arse of a participating female of any species. When the bloke is about to cum, the Shally Whacking commences: the bloke rips his penis and balls out of her arse, and slaps her arse cheeks with his penis whilst cumming everywhere.

Tim "she's a dirty cunt"
Laura "how do you know?"
Tim "she said I can Shally Whack her any day"

Emma "my arse hurts"
Mark "I should fucking think so too! That'll be all the Shally Whacking"

Tim "my balls feel/smell like shit"
Emma "that'll be all the Shally Whacking. wash them you dirty bastard."

by EG/TC/LT/ER December 22, 2008

Ball Watching

A term penned in Football/Soccer to indicate a a Defending player watching the Ball rather than watching the man he should be marking, which usually ends in conceding a Goal

"We conceded so many Goals yesterday because our teammate John kept Ball watching"

by fozzerbluenose September 26, 2009

Watching the faucets run

The phrase "watching the faucets run" comes from a joke about Till Lindemann between fans. The joke was a badly drawn picture of Till Lindemann, watching his bathroom faucets run because it reminded him of his days as Olympic swimmer. Originally as a poke at the lead singer because his stage persona comes off as very serious and dark, it now can refer to any man.

Asking "Does he watch the faucets run?" would mean that you are asking the person about whomever man your are talking about if he carries similar traits as Till Lindemann and/or if the person being asked the question finds so said man attractive.

For a man to be qualified as a faucet watcher, he must be: Tall, barrel-chested or well built, beautiful, and looks like a complete bad ass.

"Austen Loves watching the faucets run, he would turn a lesbian straight!"

by Frau Faux June 25, 2008