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wellesley

1) A town in suburban Boston that is supposedly one of the richest in the country. On any given day walking down Central Street you'll come across 50 newly-wed 20-30 something blonde housewives with a stroller or a kid in her arms, doing the daily round in Talbots after parking her BWM in a sea of other BMWs while her husband is out working in Boston as a portfolio manager in some investment management firm.

2) An all-women's college in the aforementioned town that is populated by many talented and friendly people but under the guidance of a staff adamant about the benefits of a single-sex education. The least "lesbianized" college out the Seven Sisters (Smith, Bryn Mawr, etc.) Well-known for its fuck truck and for providing a constant source of wives for the preppy men in Harvard and the nerdy men in MIT since its inception. Not to be confused with Wesleyan.
1) You can't get any liquor in Wellesley except in like 3 restaurants.

2) MIT Frat Guy: Sorry this party is for 21 and over only.
Wellesley Girl: I'm from Wellesley.
MIT Frat Guy: Common in.
by blue zephyr February 15, 2005
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Wellesley Women

"Women who will" (TM)...

...make advances in medicine
...publish award winning novels
...win nobel prizes
...achieve their dreams
...kick your ass for stereotyping them
Wellesley Women get things done, when they choose.
by C May 13, 2005
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walled garden

Walled garden restricts web browsing to specific content preventing user from accessing broad array of websites.
Apple's ipod promote walled garden service through it's itunes store.
by le1 February 29, 2008
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welldigger's ass

A degree of coldness below about 40 degrees.
It's colder than a welldigger's ass outside.
by arrow_keys September 27, 2005
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walled in the status

When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.
Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.

I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
by Mb500 March 26, 2009
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Wellephant

An obese female or male that smells and appears to have been down in a dark damp well for some period of time.
p1: "man this club is bumpin!"

p2: "ya bro, just watch out for the wellephant at the bar"

p1: "you see that 5'6", 300 pnd wellephant in the thong!!"

him: "how was spring break bro?"

me: "it sucked, was just herds of wellephants everywhere, big ass booger bears"
by Jollypanic November 20, 2010
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Willed Waver

One who finds the unbearable urge to wave at everyone he/she sees.
A kid at his new school waved to everyone he saw, and never said a word. What a willed waver.
by Larcondos June 15, 2011
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