Wiggle Weld

Wiggle Weld is used by the motor industry to repair brush on weld 'properly'.

After a brush on weld, the surfaces are heavily contaminated and cannot accept a propper weld. As a reuslt, the repairer must wiggle weld the area.

This is done by poking the welding torch into the hole, pushing the trigger and rapidly wiggling it about causing lumps of slag to stick at random to the surfaces. Slag, kown for its structural strength, then builds up and gradually fills the hole.

Unlike brush on weld, wiggle weld will generally pass an MOT!
Mechanic:- Some matey has brush on welded this car. Gonna have to wiggle weld it.

MOT Tester:- What the Fuck is that?! A Kin Wiggle weld?! Oh alright then!
by DMIG October 31, 2011
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Wiener Welding

The act of two guys touching the tips of each other’s penises together.
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taint welding

To reach a point of stress, anticipation, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your buttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.
John was driving so recklessly that Steve was taint welding in the passenger's seat
by TK42FUN May 4, 2015
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backdoor welding

when a man take a condom. dips it in gas put it on and lights it on fire. Then puts it in a pussy or ass.
man, from all the scream and the smell of gas coming from john's room. He must be backdoor welding with jenny.
by x nanashi xx April 4, 2009
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bag weld

The condition, when somewhat sweaty, where your scrotum adheres to your inner thigh. A precursor to ball soup.
Art is hopping around rearranging his junk.
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"
by g-othermal October 18, 2008
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Spot-Welding

An act of farting designed to punish the recipient, delivered by two+ individuals. The victim is tackled and held submissive, while the farter drops bare-ass on the exposed skin of the victim. Ideally, the fart is both hot and wet, simulating a "spot-weld."
After Josh passed out from over-drinking, I pounced on him and delivered some epic spot-welding on his forehead that woke him up.
by Kumaboss October 4, 2009
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Faggot-Weld

A type of weld performed by twisting together two iron or steel rods, often used by smiths to begin making a damascus-ish looking sword.
oh man nice faggot-weld! thats some real fine workmanship!
by SithisSmith November 16, 2010
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