welfare

1.) Something nobody who has written a definition here has ever really encountered,

2.) A symbol of poverty which all those suposidly 'middle class' Americans believe they're immune from if they just 'work hard' because its up to the 'individual' to make it.

3.) A potentially helpful, but underfunded policy which is so riddled with contradictions and loopholes that to acctually benefit from it is a monumental feat.

AnyAmerican: "I lost my job of 20 years because of a small health problem and the price of privatised healthcare. I'm on welfare, but if i find any job working over 10 hours a week, no matter the pay, then i'll lose that 200$ a month check i've been paying taxes my whole life to support, but i still need to eat and pay bills."

AmericanEthic: "Tough it out! America is full of opportunities! And no assistance in reaching them because all the tax money goes to the pockets of the already rich!"

by animals February 22, 2008

Welfare hobbits

Children produced in an effort to increase government funded aid.

D-Bone really enjoyed Janene's fine white badonkadonk... but those 9 welfare hobbits kept her from closing tha deal.

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

welfare monkey

A racial slur reffered to an African American person

That little black kid was such a welfare monkey

by John April 25, 2005

welfare parasite

the people that suck(the parasite)the taxes(for welfare) out of my paycheck because they are too lazy to carry their ass to work.

1. It would be nice to get a president that would get rid of all the welfare parasites.

2. It sho must be nice bein a welfare parasite, free moneys and free food..... I'm the dumb ass for having a job!

by gagarn April 25, 2008

welfare bum

Some fatass bitch who gets money but can't go and fucking work for a living because they are too busy getting fucking fat.

If you are a welfare bum well go work and if ends still can't meet then you need welfare. If not go fuck yourselves.

by One little hellian February 23, 2017

Welfare Breeder

Someone that continues to have children so they can keep receiving government assistance.

"Tina just had another kid, she said she needed to because she didn't want to lose her food stamps, she's such a welfare breeder."

by Bosstalker September 1, 2015

welfare burger

a really cheap burger that yor mumma makes
made of wonder bread with the meat right in the middle of the bread with grease running through the middle and making the bread stick to the plateand big green peppers hanging out the top. and when you put the ketchup on the meat it mixes with the grease and the bread turns into pink dough and got big pink fingerprints in the dough...

Boy: "Ma, I wanna stop
and get some McDonald's."
Mom: "I got hamburger meat at home."
Boy: "But I want McDonald's hamburger."
Mom: "I'll make you a hamburger
better than McDonald's."
Then you go out side with your burger better then Mcdonalds and all your little frends say
"Where you get that
big, welfare burger?"

by bob marley the actor May 24, 2007