weezer

either:

A. A band that you fucking love and pray to everynight

B. A band you think sucks and is overrated.

C. The local nickname for an asthma attack
"Man, I fucking hate Weezer, their songs suck and they don't deserve the recognition they get"

"Shut the fuck up I LOVE Weezer, they can never be bad and they absolutely are NOT emo!"

"Help! Timmy's having a weezer!"
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A band that was officially formed on Feburary 14,1992. And has released a masterpiece of an album in 1994. It was called the Blue Album. Then in 1996 the album Pinkerton was released, it had okay reviews. Then Weezer went a brief hiatus.....for 5 years.... Anyway in 2001 Weezer put out the Green Album that was complete shit. The only relativly good song on the album was Island In the Sun. September24, 2002 weezer released a limited cd called "The Lion and the Witch" which was limited to 25,000 copies. The cds were only sold in small record stores around America. The next cd will be released sometime in 2004, and the Dvd will be released March 23 2004. (I think) The best band ever, so questions asked.
Guy: Yo, what's the best band?
Another Guy: Weezer.
by Anjroo February 13, 2004
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An Alt-Rock band that flip flops in and out of the mainstream. Has some well known songs such as Undone (The Sweater Song), and Say It Ain't So.

They are NOT emo, just self-aware about what they're like.
That Weezer concert was awesome, Pat has awesome drum skills.
by That One Nerd From School March 14, 2019
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first of weezer is the greatest band ever thats right they are and secondly they dont predate the term emo and the term was created on the dc scene but thats beyond the point all of their albums have a uniqe
sound to them that seperates them from the rest of their albums they also have killer music videos.
by domad August 15, 2005
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i totally agree with TylerDurden2001. weezer is so awesome and the people who dis weezer cause they think that they're complete badass rockers need to get over themselves.
by asdfehtfd August 24, 2003
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A person (usually college kid) who goes out to the bars hoping to hook-up, but by closing time has failed in this task, so he rejoins his friends and fakes being happy (generally drunkenly jumping/huddling around with them while singing along to the typical Weezer-like songs that bars play when they want people to leave) and pretends that being with friends is why he came out in the first place.

Can also be used as a verb.
Yeah, what a weezer
by RohK December 09, 2010
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A Weezer is someone or something wich belongs to the beautyful little town of Weeze in Germany. Weezer Bürger = Citizens of Weeze. Weezer Strassen (Streets), Weezer Flughafen (Airport), Weezer Kirche (Church of Weeze) a.s.o. ...
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by razzfazz February 06, 2010
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