weezer

a crap ass band that disowns its fans and thrives on the blood of trl-bred teenyboppers

Weezer released Maladroit to the great dismay of all the "little bitches."

by whatever and ever amen April 12, 2005

weezer

Just look at Dot's definition and example and let Rocker and Matt Bower have a gay relationship together.

Pink Triangle = WOO.

by Evie September 14, 2003

weezer

virgincore, plus they're everywhere

#1: Look up!

#2: What?

#1: It's weezer, weezer blue!

#1/2: whatswiththesehomiesdissinmygirl

by non-refundable fenceposts July 7, 2022

Weezer

An awesome band that got accused of trying to be "emo", because the lead singer wears thick rimmed glasses and writes melody based rock with often sad, emotional lyrics. They're not emo, and people who accuse them of trying to be are lame.

Weezer will probably go down in history for its single, "Buddy Holly", and the very well-edited splice-work video that went along with it.

by Alex January 25, 2004

Weezer

The greatest rock band of the past 10 years. Period. They are basically defined by their anti-rockstar status. They are losers, and admit it in many of their songs. Their best release had to be the blue album which is followed chronologically by all their other releases (Pinkerton, Green and Maladriot).

Weezer is awesome, listen to any song they have ever written.
Check out:
Jamie (a song about their old lawyer)
The World Has Turned and Left Me Here (amazing harmonies)
Only in Dreams (kick ass bass line)

by anti-hero November 3, 2004

Weezer

A band only virgins listen to- a representation of someone's virginity.

I still listen to weezer, sadly. but hopefully I won't after my night with Suzie tonight.

by AA1D3NN October 12, 2020

Weezer

A person who thinks they are cool but are not.

Jimmy is such a weezer.

by booksofwords November 14, 2019