wackin weener

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.

zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass

by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020

wienersmack

often used to describe the process of slapping a person with the male sex organ. also see rooster slap, tea bag, or cock slap

also a derogitory term to describe a "douschbag" or an idiot

dude this guy passed out last night and i left a mushroom tattoo on his cheek after i wienersmacked him.

shut the fuck up wienersmack

by they call me kyle January 8, 2006

weinersaurus

a female of the human persuasion hungry for the cock in any orifice of her body at all times.

see slag.

Man, she is such a weinersaurus; all she does is talk about the cock.

by Slag Face October 10, 2007

cocktail wieners

Best served with barbeque sauce and a toothpick. May be cooked in a microwave or an oven then doused in bbq sauce

I made cocktail wieners the other day b4 my friends came over they were very good.

by Will April 22, 2005

little weener

in the process of not getting any action from girls, its also too small to get any from ur hand

Chris is a scavenger and he has a little weener.

by Nick fa sho April 17, 2005

the good ole Weenernator

When you repeatedly and aggressively smack your weener on a females forehead until her eyes are sticky shut.

"Dude, last was crazy! I was hammered, was making out with my girlfriend, and gave her the good ole weenernator."

" Sweet dude, give me some knucks."

by DeeezNutzzzzah January 10, 2010

little weener

A weener that is considered small when compared to other weeners.

Did you see the little weeners? I think I'll have a brat instead.

by Anonymus Bosch July 14, 2006