phrase suggestive of a problem or figmented occurence of an anomaly within the relationship matrix that is regularly preceded or followed by a female friend/significant other/spouse standing in front of the television during one of a number of pivotal guy-moments, performed ALWAYS at the wrong time, such as:
(a) Within the last period/quarter/few minutes of any close game.
(b) The last (or only) game of any championship, ESPECIALLY in the most pivotal part (NBA Finals, World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup Finals, any Game 7).
(c) Any episode of "The Man Show".
(d) The last level or final boss of any video game you're about to beat.
(a) Within the last period/quarter/few minutes of any close game.
(b) The last (or only) game of any championship, ESPECIALLY in the most pivotal part (NBA Finals, World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup Finals, any Game 7).
(c) Any episode of "The Man Show".
(d) The last level or final boss of any video game you're about to beat.
Announcer: "Johnson's at the 20, one defender to beat! Clock's ticking down... final seconds... he's at the 5... does a spin move... he can't shake him..."
TV GETS TURNED OFF AND BLOCKED BY SAID FEMALE!!
"We need to talk"
TV GETS TURNED OFF AND BLOCKED BY SAID FEMALE!!
"We need to talk"
by Spider RasMon November 24, 2003
Generic phrase used in all cultures to denote the ending of a relationship and the final dispersement of common property. Tip of the iceberg.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
by A September 20, 2003
Variation of "I like you but you aren't what I want"; "I need to complain about something"; "I'm a muff diving whore"
by Sam A.M. October 18, 2003
"We need to talk" will often be said after toilet seats are left in the upright position, and/or you come before she does and/or in the event of forgotten anniversaries.
by Captain Rad November 22, 2002
According to George Costanza, "the worst four words in the English language." Added Jerry Seinfeld, "either that or 'whose bra is this?'"
by pbm19 March 27, 2008
by REID April 19, 2004