we need to talk

What she says.

He hears: "Fuck off and die."

He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

She: "We need to talk."

He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

by tman April 08, 2004

we need to talk

A time to have a heart attack, lay down and die. Especially when a guy says it.

Guy: Baby, we need to talk
Girl: Um..ok?
Guy: It's not working out
Girl: *has a heart attack & dies*

by Mami February 14, 2004

we need to talk

your screwed your girlfriend is leavin you

heyy baby we need to talk

by taken0prisioners September 20, 2003

we need to talk

usually when a person needs to give you excruciating bad news, a divorce, a death, a certain behaviour that you might be giving to your parents...lol

hey justin...ive been meaning to tell you this...

yes kelly, we need to talk.

by suburbanpictionary.com September 22, 2003

we need to talk

when you have screwed up or you are caught doing something wrong or if the woman generally feels like bitching at you about something, anything, this expression will be used

when guys hear this they get nervous and are like "oh fuck"

Melanie: We need to talk..

Joe: Oh for fuck sakes...

by meLlY2 April 09, 2010

we need to talk

1) your fucked
2) the wife found your collection of porn

situation: the girlfriend walks in on you beating off

girlfriend: we need to talk
man: aww fuck

by bigmanoncampus September 22, 2003

we need to talk

The phrase that proves your girlfriend has a tampon shoved too far up the wrong hole.

"We need to talk"
"No you need to talk, I'll just pretend I'm listening"

by SSDK May 18, 2004