To give "fair warning" is to let someone know you are going to do something before you do it. In order to be classified as "fair warning", you need to give the person between 1 and 5 seconds before the action takes place. Anything occurring before or after those times would then be considered "unfair".
Jered- "Hey Marcus, I'm going to throw this ball at your nuts." (Jered waits three seconds, then throws.)
Marcus- "What the hell was that?!?
Jered- "Hey, I gave you fair warning."
Marcus- "What the hell was that?!?
Jered- "Hey, I gave you fair warning."
by ballhitsyouinthenuts March 28, 2007
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I cant wait till i see RANDOM WARNINGS in the chat room so i can tell him what a disgruntled mute i am!
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Unorthodox hairstyle, which entirely doesn't complement the face of the head that it sits upon.
Since it becomes the main focus of the Person in question, the person is defined as wanny hair.
Since it becomes the main focus of the Person in question, the person is defined as wanny hair.
Hey, get a load of that Wanny Hair. Surely he/she could avoid the plight of that, like by wearing a shower cap or something.
by Msyrinx May 23, 2007
Get the Wanny Hair mug.1. The Southern equivalent to the North's "Lock Jaw"
2. (Noun)A condition that occurs when a person has been sucking too much dick, and begins to feel an ache in their jaws. Can sometimes result in "warp" to the jaw, where a person keeps their jaw in a weird position as it tends to relieve the aforementioned ache.
2. (Noun)A condition that occurs when a person has been sucking too much dick, and begins to feel an ache in their jaws. Can sometimes result in "warp" to the jaw, where a person keeps their jaw in a weird position as it tends to relieve the aforementioned ache.
Ex) As I was watching the guy walk down the street I noticed one side of his mouth was slightly contorted, and thought he might be the victim of a stroke. However, upon closer examination I saw his "Girls Kick Ass" T-Shirt and very short cut-off denim shorts, and realized this man was suffering from Warpy Jaw.
Ex 2) Man 1: Dude I really don't want to go see the movie
tonight....
Man 2: Dude you are such a little warpy jaw bitch!!!
Ex 2) Man 1: Dude I really don't want to go see the movie
tonight....
Man 2: Dude you are such a little warpy jaw bitch!!!
by Kevin57 February 15, 2008
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Like pornography, but with violence, not sex.
Like pornography, but with violence, not sex.
by Bellingson April 30, 2010
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A: Hey dude, the warning you issued is very long.
B: Yeah, I just did the misumi-warn, which is why its so long.
B: Yeah, I just did the misumi-warn, which is why its so long.
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Get the misumi-warn mug."China's final warning" (Russian: Последнее китайское предупреждение) is a Russian proverb that originated in the former Soviet Union, to refer to a warning that carries no real consequences.
Donald:'' Pooh said he will launch missiles if Mickey comes to visit his neighbour. He sounds serious!''
Vlad:'' Meh... That's him using China's final warning. Last time I stole pots of honey from him in Tuva and he didn't do nothing. ''
Vlad:'' Meh... That's him using China's final warning. Last time I stole pots of honey from him in Tuva and he didn't do nothing. ''
by TaiwanNo1 August 3, 2022
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