wilford warfstache

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark

Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018

Hypothetical Warfare

When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare

Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!

Etc.

by MartyJuck March 7, 2010

infinity warfare

Another fucking call of duty in space honestly they should just change the name to space rangers

person1: hey wanna play infinity warfare

Person2: oh u mean space Rangers

by Chrissy boy612 May 18, 2016

Ballistic Warfare

Ballistic Warfare is when two girls lay on their back and raise their legs so the angle of their pee is in an arch and hits each other. As dudes can cross streams, girls can have Ballistic Warfare.

Wow, Maddie and Alex had ballistic warfare last night.... gross, I guess they like golden showers said Brooke.

by Call_me_daddy_69 April 9, 2021

Warful

A lot of War, a species, year, or time that consists of a lot of war; Full of war.

1. This year is going to be a very warful year.

2. Humans are a warful species.

3. 1945 was a warful year.

by Lammalord January 11, 2009

Warbakanard

When the war of Bankok erupted into an all out cat orgy of the adrenaline filled nautical space felines.

Or

When you see something so funny that you automatically jizz and sh!t yourself at the same time and its usually so hard that you bust a nard and spurt blood from your anus.

Holyy sh!t nut I just saw Lindsey Lohan f#cking a platapus! I think Im gonna Warbakanard!

by PregnantPenguinLovr February 24, 2011

walfas

The best Touhou animation program. Commonly used to make animations for YouTube and other social media websites. Often times, there is no sound; speech boxes are often used instead.

"I just watched a funny walfas animation on YouTube the other day."

by By the Nine Divines May 4, 2017