Shit Walrus

When one (typically male gender) chews on another humans shit with their upper row of teeth.

Holy shit brad, i’ve been dying to do a Shit Walrus with you.

by Ravi_Shankar June 30, 2022

Sloppy Walrus

When a girl sucks two penises at the same time with ease such that they sit in her upper cheeks outside of the teeth. This give the illusion of a walrus frolicking on the icy arctic floor.

Dude1: Bro, that chick we brought home last night was something else!
Dude2: Duuuude, I know! When we sloppy walrus'ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
Dude1: Me too. We have small penises.

Dude 1&2: (Sigh)

by The Jazziest Jew April 8, 2013

Sandy Walrus

When your screwing a girl on the beach you pull it out and stick it into the sand and drive it right back in her

I gave that whore the good old sandy walrus.

by Danielle LeClair March 1, 2009

salty walrus

When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.

Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"

by daniel July 22, 2004

size of a small walrus

Used to describe something grotesquely large.

That man has a mustache the size of a small walrus

by i drive the bus October 28, 2004

Snotty Walrus

Whilst receiving a blowjob you surprise the giver with a giant cumshot while pushing her head down hard so she can’t pull back. As you cum down her throat she will inevitably gag and the only airway for escape is the nose.

All of your baby batter will exit out the nose hanging from the nostrils, making her look like a walrus made of snot. White hot jizz snot.

Hey man, I totally made a mess in there with that chick. I gave her a snotty walrus

by Paddywhack- November 23, 2021

Suicide walrus

A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .

Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "

by Bean_b_b June 28, 2022