Wahlup

1. A stack or bundle of money.
2. A pocket full of money

"We in the cut with a wahlup". Or " thots love the wahlup".

by MadeByMe18 November 4, 2014

Wallpapered Penis

When your girl gives you road head and can't find anything to clean you up with but the napkins she stole from Tim Hortons which are better for donut frosting than they are for trouser gravy leaving pieces of napkin glued to your flagstaff thus resulting in a wallpapered penis.

Hey babe I stashed a pack of baby wipes in the console so I don't end up with a wallpapered penis again like the last trip we took!

by TumTum816 January 29, 2017

Woodsfield Wallop

Similar to a donkey punch, but usually performed with a family member. The male has inbred sex with a 1st cousin or closer relation & as he ejaculates, punches said family member in the back of the head. In some cases, also followed with a Cleveland Steamer for good measure.

Q - What the hell is wrong with those cross eyed kids down the street?

A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.

by Poopy McPoopwell February 20, 2013

Awesome Wallpapers

A Twitter account with over 200k followers as of October 2021, posts weird and funny wallpapers that really spice up your Phone or PC.

Those are some awesome wallpapers did you get them from the awesome wallpapers account?

by fatpork October 21, 2021

wall walloping

the act of "walloping" a persons facebook wall, or perhaps their myspace wall. typically involves a large group of people, who simultaneously comment on one wall post, event, or activity of one of their friends. the group continues to do so until the notifications for the person being walloped reach about 100. followed by a victorious fist pump by all involved, excluding the individual who was walloped

Some guys wall walloped my facebook, and now my computer is frozen.

"Dude, we need to do some serious wall walloping today"

by littlejohn12345 April 6, 2010

hot wallop

it is a sock that is stuffed with shit

you take a shit in a sock and then slap someone across the face with the hot wallop

by kyle d fleming March 4, 2008

COD wallop

v. The striking action which is required to distract a Call of Duty player from the screen.

Stuart was blanking me playing that bloody game again, so he got a COD wallop across the lugs.

by ka22a November 14, 2009