Walden

A "Walden" is typically a girl who has big tits, a nice face, and mild autism.

Guy 1: Wow, that chick appears to have a mild learning disability, large breasts, and an attractive facial structure!
Guy 2: That's what we call a "Walden".

by b411 dr0pp3r~? November 21, 2022

Ashley Waldon

Ashley Waldon is many things. Most words can't truly describe her though. To say she is beautiful would be a grand understatement. To say her beauty goes far beyond that of any other girl in the world would be close, but still not enough. When describing her it is impossible not to mention her wonderfully blue and captivating eyes. Looking at her eyes is like looking at the ocean. It's so grand and perfect that you can't help but be in awe at how something could be so breathtaking and enchanting at the same time. Ashley is remarkably unique. Most people are said to be one in a million. Ashley is said to be one in infinity. She is the type of person that will never be replicated due to the fact the universe can only handle all of her awesomeness once. Of course Ashley is much more than a ridiculously gorgeous girl. She has a heart like no other. It is often said to be loved by Ashley is one of the greatest things a person can experience. As you can expect whatever guy Ashley picks must be the luckiest guy in the known universe. Ashley tries so hard and cares so much for the people in her life. Obviously a girl this great is not without fault. She has a tendency to be "difficult" at times but she does it with such elegance that you can't help but love her for it. Ashley can simply be described as a fantastic and ever changing enigma with a natural grace that tends to defy logic because she does what she wants. Or to put all of this into one word Bueno

Guy 1: Did you see Ashley Waldon over there?
Guy 2: (turns to look and is instantly mesmerized and rendered speechless by her beauty)

by Jaren Logic November 5, 2014

Alex Walden

A fucking retard who has grade 13 autism

You are a fucking ALEX WALDEN!

by Saint Luke the Evangelist January 29, 2020

Miles Walden Wood

The Prime Minister of Cleveland High School. With the ability to vote over certain things. Overcoming dyslexia and his parents divorce to become the successful, beautiful specimen of a person he is today. With absolutely stunning feet. He’s known as the same animal but a different beast. As well as a lone wolf who plays by his own rules.

~Susan Walker

Local Cleveland High Student William Phillip says “It’s amazing Miles Walden Wood must feel like the King of Cleveland, but its a different government system than that”

by Susan Walker Writes November 25, 2022

Hannah Nicole Walden

1. Hannah Nicole Walden is typically a girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. Not only are they super amazing, but they can make one feel frisky within seconds. They like to write, read, act, and be lazy.
2. One who is addicted to Tumblr.
3. Hannah Nicole Walden's are crazy awkward and have no sense of humor, but once they get comfortable with a person, they are kind of cool, maybe.
4. They like Chinese food.
5. They like penguins.
6. They appear sweet, and generally are, but they have a naughty side that is AMAZING.
7. Do they got the booty? Kinda.
8. Do they got the boobies? Yes.
9. They care a lot about people and hate making people sad.
10. They are weird.

Oh, Hannah Nicole Walden? She's kind of cool.

by Musicalmess February 2, 2014

Walden University

An accredited online university founded in 1970. The university offers bachelors, masters, and doctorate degrees.

I completed my college degree at Walden University.

by Rehctaw June 22, 2008

waldini

Large white mammal with pasty complexion. Usually found pontificating on some banal subject to a group of bored listeners.

I walked in to the pub last night and there was some dude having a waldini about something. Bored me senseless.

by DeWilberto January 13, 2008