Wakey

Slang for Wakefield.Bingo,bingo dalabingo.

Man 1:Where we going?
Man 2:Wakey.
Man 1:You mean Wakefield?
Man 2:I guess.

by The Creator Of The Universe November 26, 2022

Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

Jakey Wakey

A term used for a person with a huge Gyatt

Dude that guys name must be Jakey Wakey cause look at the GYATT!

by Jakey Wakey with the big Cakey December 17, 2024

Snakey wakey

A long snake seen on men

His snakey wakey seems long.

by LuckyDuckyDucks May 31, 2024

Wakey Wakey

Abbreviation of "Kosemek Ars, Wakey Wakey."
A phrase said by the strongest of 23 year olds, can be uttered only by beings who are able to bench 600lbs+

"Kosemek, my father just die-"
"Kosemek? Wakey Wakey?"

by Lera, The Sacred January 13, 2025

Wakey Leaks

A college football scandal involving the Wake Forest Demon Deacons playbook being stolen and given to their opponents by one of their assistant coaches, Tommy Elrod.

Wakey Leaks was the scandal that should have rocked the college football world.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025