wake up lieutenant

A phrase used to wake up your drunken human sidekick after you have returned from the dead yet again.

Connor: "Wake up Lieutenant!" *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*

by 28StabWounds February 9, 2019

wake-up juice

Scottish Slang for the alcoholic beverage "Dragon Soops." a popular Carbonated, Caffeinated Alcohol Beverage in Scotland.
Often used by both the roadman/chav community and Alt community who enjoy the beverage equally when causing raucous in the street.

"Ay wee man, buck me some wake-up juice."

A: "Oh nice, dragon soops."
B: "Aye, that's the wake-up juice."

by Vexatha June 8, 2023

shake n’ wake

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.

My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.

by spideyskin May 9, 2021

on the same wavelength

Being on the same wavelength is similar to the expression "We're totally on the same page" or "Great minds think alike" It means that you and the other person are similar in thinking at that very precise moment. Often this happens when you voice a thought and someone else says the exact same thing or something similar. It just means you had the same opinion on something about a certain topic, issue or whatever.

"That skirt is to die for. It would go so well with the heels I bought last Saturday"

"Was just thinking the exact same thing!"

"Haha, we're on the same wavelength I guess!"

by Mewtew September 19, 2013

Wake up and smell the ashes

A rare version of wake up and smell the coffee, famously used by the Gman in the beggining of half life 2.

So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

by SirGuindilla September 28, 2019

wake and bake rape

When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up

Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot

Past tense: Woke and boke raped

"I think that I might wake and bake rape my boyfriend today"

by Verbcttjt August 25, 2009

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006