WAF

Weak as Fuck

Man Yur Shirt isz Soo WAF.! lOl

by Maqnificent.Badd June 20, 2009

WAF

White Ass Faggot. Something to call your pale friend when they're being a bitch. If you comment on the pigment of someone's face being red, you may be called a White Ass Faggot.

Jacob: your face is red
Tara: white ass faggot
Jacob: whoa, Jesus. That's harsh.

Diego: you missed the goal you fucking WAF

by Mynoduesp123 March 21, 2018

WAF

Wreck A Fuck. To destroy the chances of a potential one night stand. The reason used to WAF may or may not be true.

Brad was waf'd when his friend told his prospective fuck that he had the clap.

by fudgebubbles April 17, 2009

Waf

Woke as fuck. One who has a lot of knowledge of depth, wisdom and spirituality. One who aligns themselves to the truth.

She knows wassup with the truth-she can see through the government and societies bullshit--she Waf

by Mizu January 29, 2017

Waf

A Waf is when you shit your pants and flatten it by you sitting on it, the turd may have a unique texture and imprint.

Eat my waf

by Wes houldbenice October 6, 2018

WAF's disease

WAF's disease

1. The "Weird As F***" Disease
2. When someone has no social graces
3. When someone never filters what they say and think they're being funny, but are just making everyone else uncomfortable and feel really awkward.

"Amanda is weird as f***, she's got that WAF's disease!"

"Amanda's WAF's went crazy the other day and she started talking about her addiction to video games...it was really embarassing that she wasn't embarassed."

by lalalanc February 25, 2009

WAF

Witty as Fu*k, said after being told a really bad joke

Oh your WAF...

by Dickie Martin April 21, 2009