Skip to main content

wampus cat 

A six legged creature. Four legs to run at the speed of light, two to fight with all its might.
Ryan: Dude last night a wampus cat obliterated me in the face.

Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.
wampus cat by ryaniscool February 26, 2009

Kitty wampus

The state of an object being physically different or normal then expected, especially related to geometric alignment.
(1) Whoa dude, that truck ahead of us is going down the road like a crab. The rear axel is totally kitty wampus.

(2) The new door we hung is kitty wampus. The top corner isn't flush with the door jamb, and the door won't even close.
Kitty wampus by The old kodger March 27, 2009
Something or someone that is incredibly stupid or retarded.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the new girl at school
Guy 2: Yeah that bitch is a wumbus
Wumbus by KinkyKermit September 6, 2018
A term used in golf: "To get the ball in the cup using only one stroke (one putt)."
"I'm on the green in four and now I need to wumput to save par."

fetty wompus 

a word used to describe deep pussy
dang my girlfriend has a huge fetty wompus
a vagina with balls, it can be used like other genetals in a sentence
Suck my Wompus
Wompus by miliante November 3, 2009