Vibration Masturbation

When you set your phone to vibrate, when knowing you will be receiving a text or call, and put it in your pants as a form of masturbation.

Kevin: My girl is said she would text me really soon.
Brendan: Cool
Kevin: Yeah I just set my phone to vibrate, I'm getting ready for some vibration masturbation.

by Billy Ponceraheidiminkollah October 24, 2009

vapulation

the act of flogging - one subject beats another either with hand or the aid of other intruments.

1. "Come here boy, you deserve vapulation. I'll use the cane."

by metaljim May 27, 2005

Vibrationalism

Vibrationalism is an intellectual and spiritual movement that advocates the production of vibrational technologies for improve the human condition, but not any kind of vibrational technologies, it advocates the production of wave function based technologies in order to improve the human condition by the wave function, such as the improvement of the whole technology, industry and even world by wave function based technologies.

"Vibrationalism is considered as the main theoretical base of psionicism, extraphysicism, divinialism and even esoteric transhumanism. Vibrationalism is considered one of them main focus on esoteric transhumanism."

"Even vibrationalism claiming to be anti-transhumanist, it is actually a transhumanist current, since it is transhumanism based on the wave function."

by Full Monteirism January 2, 2021

post vibration trauma

Post Vibration Trauma. noun.

The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.

Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.

"Nate is one motherfucker, he just wouldn't stop messaging me when I was using my phone. Two hours later I had Post Vibration Trauma"

by rageandqq October 8, 2013

vibration

the sensation between the legs when horny or turned on.

yesterday i saw a cute guy and i got the vibrations of heaven.

by hefty poop! April 2, 2009

violation 8008

when a person grabs or wrongfully touches a female breast. 8008 is pager code for boob. These pager codes can also go for other violations.

"That was a violationn 8008" after a person has wrongfully touched your boob.

by Parker March 10, 2004

man card violation

Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior as opposed to actual masculine behavior

Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife was a man card violation. If he said the same things in private, it wouldn't have been a man card violation.

by J.Quinn July 16, 2008