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Venetian Fountain

A Venetian Fountain happens when 3 guys have to go number 1 and 1 guy has to go number 2, but there's only one toilet.

This is how it works:
Two of the guys go number 1 in the upper deck (or reservoir) of the toilet, while one guy sits down to go number 2, and the last guy goes number 1 by peeing in between the legs of the guy going number 2.
If done correctly, a Venetian Fountain can be quite beautiful and spectacular.
by JConCrew February 22, 2011
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Venetian Plaster

when a man ejaculates into his own hand and then paints it artfully on his partner's backside or face using a broad stroke, swiping motion. (think wax on wacks off)
That guy in Silence of the Lambs in the prison, when he threw his jiz at Clarice, he was the Jackson Pollock of Venetian Plaster.
by Red Box July 13, 2010
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Venetia day

this is the day where everyone cowers in fear of venetia
"OH EM GEEEE ITS VENETIA DAY RUNNNNN" - alastair
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"- joshua
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Venetian blinds

When in the process of ejaculating on a women's face, the semen drips over her eyes.
Last night I came on Sarah's face and it gave her venetian blinds!
by M Erickson November 18, 2005
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Venetian Poodle

A poodle that is not the usual pink colour, but is instead a kind of light brown known as Venetian. Not to be confused with ginger poodle. And very different from French ones - these ones come from Venetia.
Woah! Have you seen Josie and her Venetian poodle? Why isn't it pink?
by lollipuddle June 10, 2010
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Venetian Grandfather

While a female is performing oral sex on her knees (as the male stands) as the male is about to shoot off, he pokes the female in the eyes, knees her in the breast region, nuts in her hair, steals her purse and runs off.
Rob gave some chick a venetian grandfather last night, so this round is on him!
by Sir J of the G August 10, 2008
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venetian

Venetian is to Venice what American is to America. Venice is a

city of style and swag, so something that is so Venetian is so

stylish and so #swag.
"Check out that dude's outfit!"
"It is so Venetian!"
by BingBingFanFan February 9, 2018
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